SKRULG specimen in a dim room

UNAUTHORIZED FIELD ARCHIVE / 03:17:06

SKRULG

human-shaped anomaly.

BUY $SKRULG
SUBJECT
STILL ACTIVE
SCROLL TO ACCESS FILE ARCHIVE ID: SKRLG-0317
SPECIMEN STATUS ACTIVE
LAST SEEN03:17 AM
THREAT LEVELUNKNOWN
SPECIES???
INTELLIGENCE???

01 / SUBJECT FILE

IDENTITY: UNCONFIRMED

IT IS NOT
TRYING TO
BE SCARY.

SKRULG is not human. It is simply very bad at imitating one.

Its face communicates nothing. Its posture suggests it has been waiting. No confirmed sighting records an arrival.

“It stood outside the door. Then it was already inside.”

02 / INCIDENT LOG

OBSERVATIONS
THAT SHOULD NOT
HAVE HAPPENED.

Every record was submitted by a different person.
Every record describes the same face.

INCIDENT #001

GROCERY STORE

Subject was observed standing outside for 4 hours. It did not enter. The automatic doors opened anyway.

INCIDENT #002

ROUTE 11

Subject entered a bus. Four passengers reported it. No one saw it leave.

INCIDENT #003

FAMILY PHOTO

Subject appeared in a photograph taken 11 minutes before its physical arrival.

INCIDENT #004

THIS PAGE

A visitor reports a face in the corner of the screen. This record was created before the visitor arrived.

SKRULG field archive

03 / WHAT WE KNOW

SKRULG
IS HERE.

We don't know what SKRULG is.

We don't know where it came from.

We don't know why it looks like that.

04 / TRANSACTION RECORD

NO FRIENDS.
NO MONEY.
JUST COINS.

TICKER $SKRULG
CONTRACTPENDING ANNOUNCEMENT

Contract address will appear here when officially announced. Do not trust imitations.

FOLLOW THE FILE ON X

RESTRICTED FILE / SKRLG-0317

THERE IS NO
FIRST PHOTO.

The first available image shows the subject at a door. The second shows it inside. The third is a close-up. The fourth was taken by a camera that does not exist.

Any resemblance to a person is considered accidental.

FILE ACCESSED / SUBJECT NOTIFIED
RUNNING WILL NOT CHANGE THE DISTANCE.